5/4/08: -Art page (YSO Style) updated 4/21/08: -Art page (YSO Style) section added 3/25/08: -Art page (comics) updated 3/23/08: -Art page (misc) updated 3/05/08: -Updated Links pages, new/fixed links 1/28/08: -Updated Links pages, new/fixed links 1/02/08: -Threw some shit out of the Art page. Need to update links again soon. 11/18/07: -Updated Links pages, new/fixed links 10/26/07: -Art page (comics, misc) updated 10/03/07: -Updated Links pages, new/fixed links 8/18/07: -Updated Links pages, new/fixed links 6/3/07: -Dang forever! Busy! Argh! -Rants updated -Art page (comics, misc) updated 12/31/06: -Art page (misc) updated 11/27/06: -Pretentious frontpage (only way I felt the image could be used properly) 11/19/06: -Art page (friends) updated 11/02/06: -Updated Links pages, new/fixed links 9/18/06: -Art page (comics/misc) updated 8/20/06: -Art page (misc) updated 8/5/06: -Rants be updated, arr. 7/30/06: -Art page (friends) updated 7/11/06: -Art page (comics) updated 7/1/06: -Girls in Track Jackets updated 6/14/06: -Art page & Gezora page updated 6/01/06: -LOVE GEZORA!! 5/28/06: -New Art page 5/23/06: -Got the old domain back, suckas! Lot of bits and pieces to shuffle about, work in prog. 3/30/06: -Updated Links pages, new links 3/12/06: -Updated Links pages, new icons 3/09/06: -Updated Links pages, new icons -New front link to DeviantART -Updated Rant LJ links 1/24/06: -Updated Rants -Changed links in Links C. 12/14/05: -Changed 6 links in Links C. Never ends. 12/11/05: -Changed 7 links in Links C. 9/25/05: -I made another Links page because I am whollly obsessed with making icons. I just fuckin' LOVE my links pages. I don't think my links sections will get any bigger than this. You should see me when I get on a roll making forum avatars, I've got a new one every month through 2007. 9/18/05: -New rant. 8/05/05: -Finally redid the rants page and linked eveerything, whee. 7/31/05: -Changed 12 links and 45 icons. Man I just ccannot stop fucking with my links pages. I doubt many people bother with them, they're primarily for my use whenever I take a trip away from home. I've been arranging the icons in different formations for a few days now. 7/24/05: -Added some entries to Pics -New Rants index, favorites to be added in ddue time. 7/19/05: -Currently in the process of LJ-ing all the rants. Work definitely in progress. 7/18/05: -Hey, all right, not dead, dig it. Anyway siince I discovered the ease of tags on LJ, I'm pondering moving the rants there (or the ones worth keeping anyway). We shall see once I get a-goin' 5/03/05: -Changed some links and updated some moved oones. Still planning to link some notable LJ rants (for those who don't want to sift through my archives). Why did my 1stPage stop saving suddenly?? *mutter grumble* 4/23/05: -Hey, update, what the shit. New look for thhe main page to better accomodate that bleedin' ad bar. 4 A.M.?? Fuck. There goes my sleep routine. 4/08/05: -Now that I'm regularly bloggin' the fuck ouut, truth be told I haven't much to update on this site. Blogging is more spontaneous, it helps me write a lot more often instead of starting and stopping and leaving ideas by the wayside. I'll be linking to specific LJ entries as new rants. 3/05/05: -I'm so sick right now it's not even funny ((Well, everything's funny one way or another). I've got a bunch of updates that are totally backed up due to my phlegmy condition. I'll get round to it hopefully as soon as this flu stops KICKING MY ASS. -P.S. Buy Devil May Cry 3. I'm all the monstters. 2/01/05: -Just added an enormously long update to thee LJ, will copy it to this site (with more pictures) after a few more entries. Edit: Just added more pictures to said entry. 1/21/05: -Some very well-informed friends of mine connvinced me by sound argument to join LJ for my daily ranting purposes. It's tidy and extremely user-friendly (it only took me about 5 minutes to paste all the old significant entries from this page to LJ). So this updates page will return to more or less straightforward rant-free additions, longer rants will still be put on this site when I get around to writing more. 1/20/05: -Swept up some weak/undeveloped rants. Hopeffully will get round to coughing up a new one someday. 1/16/05: -I just noticed that this site has been up 22 years to the day. Funny. 1/11/05: -*ahem* FUCKIN' A GOD DAMN HOLY SHIT AWESOME (picture of Tekken 5 Eddy Gordo P2 costume) GAME OF THE CENTURY MOTHERFUCKS *wields giant biased cock, waves it menacingly* 1/09/05: -Line of the week: "I love enormous posteriors and I cannot prevaricate." 1/05/05: -I need to do some cleaning around here. Somme of my rants are too short, random, or outdated. Hmm hmm hmm. In a week or two I'll invest some time in whittling that area down. 12/20/04: -Happy Holidays. Hope there's no family fighhts or screaming kiddies during your festivities. May you all receive useful and practical things that you normally don't like spending money on but need anyway. Or sex and video games, whatever. 11/12/04: -Lauren, in a different world I think I woulld've bore your children. And frequent use of the F word? Me? =B 11/04/04: -Rant 28 updated -This is my depressed that Bush got re-elected cake. It helped a bit. 11/03/04: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGH 11/01/04: -Rants 67 & 68 added to Pics. -2 new Links 10/29/04: -Me current project. 10/23/04: -New Rant 28. 10/21/04: -Can't sleep. Rants 65 and 66 added to Pics.. 10/14/04: -I desperately need to do some writing. I'vee been really busy the past few weeks, but I've been piling up some material and I'm going to go into an update binge when my schedule clears up in around a week. Rants in development: Religion: Incredibly Lengthy Version, Relationships (general observations with less bitching), Hollywood, Roller Skating. And some jolly nice political cartoons. 9/27/04: -My biggest HOLY HELL reaction of late, fromm USA Today: "Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld cast it a little differently this week, at a news conference in Missouri. Iraq is making progress, he said. 'At some point the Iraqis will get tired of getting killed and we'll have enough of the Iraqi security forces that they can take over responsibility for governing that country,' he said." -I recently moved and have been sans net forr about two weeks now. It's not bad at all. This library is very nice. Updates will commence once I get a connection going in my new house, whenever on earth that is. 9/10/04: -I'm back. And the result? Currently I have one big lead for some regular work overseas in a place with clean air, I will pursue it with all my might until I discover the result in about 3 or 4 months... if I get it, I will perhaps stay in the industry a bit longer, if not, I will get the hell out of Los Angeles post haste and get back to the bay area. I will hammer away to finish that damned Hollywood rant and explain. -Great quote: "I LOVE interpretive performannce art! It's so pretentious!" -The Reduced Shakespeare Company -Four links changed. -At least 10 people read the site! Crazy shiit! I'd cuddle the lot of you. Well, depending on your personalities and hygiene (well I'm honest, you'd care about that too). 8/31/04: -Rant 39 updated. 8/30/04: -I'm heading home til the 8th to spend some time with my family and take a much needed departure from this shithole and get back to the bay. I have an incredibly huge Hollywood rant that I've been pecking at off and on, I'll probably have that done after I get back. One of two things will happen when I return- either I'll be mentally renewed long enough to sustain operation in Los Angeles for another 6 months or so, or I'll be even more miserable. Either way I have a better future in radio or voiceover. Fuck this industry. -And a poll. Dig it. 8/18/04: -Rant 64 added at 8:48 PM -More coming; Torch Songs, Religion (again, maybe), Roller Skating, Hollywood. 8/16/04: -New rants and so forth coming relatively sooon. And by soon, I mean yellow five wrath tin glue shropshire slasher. -Five links replaced with new, stunning, gloossy, riveting... eh... links. 7/29/04: -Rant 62 added 9:00 PM -Rant 38 updated 7/12/04: -Rant 63 added to Pics 7/04/04: -Rant 1 updated, new Rant 58 added 11:46 pm.. -6 dead links replaced on the link pages. 6/29/04: -Rant 27 condensed. 6/05/04: -This is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in a long time, because it's true. (click twice) 6/04/04: -Lots of drama the past few days. Brain's heemorraging (sp?). Something I've discovered: take some angel hair al dente, fried chicken breast, tomato and basil sauce, add a little parmesan and romano. Helps a great deal. 6/03/04: -New Rant 57 added at 7:05 pm. Bloody impossible for anyone to get along. 5/31/04: -New Rant 07 added at fuck whenever. 5/30/04: -Argh. 5/18/04: -Rants 55 and 56 added at 2:18 am. 5/17/04: -PicRants 53 and 54 added at 11:32 pm. 5/09/04: -PicRants 51 and 52 added at 1:29 am. 4/30/04: -Been updating all day. New pictures section. -New pics/rants 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50. -Updated Rant 38 and the Music page 4/29/04: -It's my fucking birthday. Whee. 4/13/04: -Thirty-Ninth Rant added at 11:18 pm. -Fortieth Rant added at 11:23 pm. 4/07/04: -New Twenty-Fifth Rant added at 4:40 pm. -New Thirty-First Rant added at 5:09 pm. -New Thirty-Second Rant added at 5:36 pm. -Rant Sixteen updated. STUPID ASS PARENTS. 3/01/04: -New Fifth Rant and Thirty-Second Rant added at 10:27 pm. 2/23/04: -HA! THE CHANGES BEGIN! TAKE THAT, LETHARGY! (PUNCHES) -Bit added to Rant 19 2/22/04: -Any fucking day now. ANY FUCKING DAY NOW. COME ON! ANY DAY! (RAGE) 2/06/04: -Christ on a pogo stick, I have to work on this fucking site. I WILL WORK ON THIS FUCKING SITE. (resolute) 1/10/04: -Not dead, just busy. Updates soon, hey. 11/01/03: -New Fifth rant added at 10:42 PM 10/31/03: -Music page updated again -Rants forthcoming 10/29/03: -Music page updated -Cave pics under renovation 10/26/03: -Seventh rant updated -Thirty-First rant updated 10/20/03: -Thirty-Eighth rant updated 10/08/03: -Rant page condensed 10/07/03: -Added Thirty-Seventh rant at 7:12 PM -Added Thirty-Eighth rant at 7:56 PM 9/07/03: -Added Thirty-Sixth rant at 4:46 AM 8/29/03: -Added Thirty-Fourth and Thirty-Fifth rant at 7:45 PM -Added a quote to the Eighth rant 8/27/03: -Fixed some broken links. Rants to come when I'm not busy... 8/14/03: -Added some visual links to the Thirty-Second Rant 8/12/03: -Not dead. I seriously do have a lot of shit to rant about, but I am seriously lacking in the time department right now. I'll be swinging away at this site as soon as humanly possible. -Added Thirty-Second and Thirty Third Rants at 6:45 PM 7/12/03: -Our internet at the house died because we're trying to change account names... thusly no updates til at least the 22nd or maybe later. GYA! 6/28/03: -Tenth rant added at 5:10 PM -I feel a surge coming, so more rants will be up in due time. I also gotta change some dead links while I'm at it... 6/13/03: -Thirty-First rant added at 3:36 PM 6/12/03: -Ninth rant (birthday) updated. I expanded on the thought of getting older... I don't think enough people are positive enough about it. Depends on your attitude. READ IT! 6/11/03: -Twenty-Second rant updated (Boobies) 6/04/03: -For those who did not know, I moved to Los Angeles and have been here for some 3 weeks now. I have plenty more rants to dish, but time is tight as I continue to chase my crazy dream. -Thirtieth rant updated 5/09/03: -Twenty-Third rant updated (Junk) 5/07/03: -Thirtieth rant added at 9:36 PM -Links added to Links 1 AND Links 2 5/05/03: -Twenty-Ninth rant added at 5:08 PM 5/01/03: -Twenty-Eighth rant added at 7:22 PM -Music page, of all things, updated 4/29/03: -It's my birthday. Ninth rant added at 5:12 PM 4/28/03: -Links seperated. More rants in the works when time allows 4/25/03: -More links again 4/21/03: -Twenty-First rant updated (the quotes one) -Seventeenth rant added at 9:58 PM -Twenty-Third rant added at 9:59 PM -More links 4/11/03: -Even MORE added to the Twenty-Seventh Rant. Stupid ass Bush. I want my economy fixed, for fuck's sake. 3/26/03: -Another minor smattering of links added. -Twelfth Rant added at 5:20 PM 3/24/03: -The adding of many more links. Joy. 3/19/03: -Added visuals to Twenty-Seventh Rant, rewrote some of it at 8:28 PM 3/11/03: -Updates page made considerably obvious, since it appears that not many people thought to click on the curiously out of place penguin. -Twenty-Seventh Rant added at 6:50 PM 3/09/03: -Twenty-Sixth Rant added at 4:46 PM 3/04/03: -Sixth rant updated (Beauty) 2/28/03: -Added Joey and Elby to the family pictures -Added the farewell page from my now dead Chimp Capoeira site. 2/19/03: -Added more links. Links for all. 2/15/03: -Twenty-First rant updated (the quotes one) -Eleventh Rant added at 2:42 PM -Twenty-Fifth Rant added at 2:42 PM -Added more links. I wonder how many people bother to scroll right in the first place. 2/07/03: -Cave pictures added at last, with a guided tour. Not like it's any less confusing if you were to see it in person. 2/04/03: -Added more links, as if people look at that page anyway 2/01/03: -Thirteenth Rant added at 8:44 PM -Twenty-Fourth Rant added at 9:40 PM 1/28/03: -Mark Morford added to Rants page 1/22/03: -Twenty-Second Rant added at 4:04 PM 1/20/03: -Family Pictures added at 1:46 AM -High School Pics added at 1:48 AM -Capoeira Pics 1 & 2 added at 1:49 AM -Misc Pictures added at 1:50 AM -Twenty-First Rant added at 6:20 PM 1/19/03: -Eighteenth Rant added at 12:31 AM -Seventh Rant added at 12:31 AM -Nineteenth Rant added at 3:30 PM -Fourth Rant added at 3:53 PM -Eighth Rant added at 4:41 PM -Fifteenth Rant added at 4:55 PM -Fourteenth Rant added at 5:33 PM -Twentieth Rant added at 5:33 PM 1/18/03: -Sixteenth Rant added at 10:01 PM -Third Rant added at 10:58 PM -Fifth Rant added at 10:58 PM -Sixth Rant added at 11:35 PM 1/17/03: -About Esco added at 11:58 PM 1/16/03: Esco's Cave (aka Chimp's Lair II) is born. -Links established as 4:19 AM -Music page assembled at 9:03 PM -First Rant added at 10:07 PM -Second Rant added at 11:36 PM